To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Rita Rudner
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  2. Bring something incomprehensible into the world! - Gilles Deleuze

  3. There has to be new words to explain new worlds. - Toba Beta

  4. God's grace is not defined as God being forgiving to us even though we sin. Grace is when God is a source of wholeness, which makes up for my failings. My failings hurt me and others and even the planet, and God's grace to me... - Nadia BolzWeber

  5. The darkness that follows a sunset is never so dark that it can change the inevitability of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

More Quotes By Rita Rudner
  1. I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

  2. Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

  3. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

  4. Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

  5. I had the most boring office job in the world... I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

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